98 lines
5.2 KiB
HTML
98 lines
5.2 KiB
HTML
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
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<title>Astro Formally Protests Cleaning Robots — PayToLaugh</title>
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<meta name="description" content="Robotic vacuum cleaners are sold as autonomous, convenient machines that quietly clean on their own, including underwater pool models.">
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<link rel="canonical" href="https://paytolaugh.com/v/b11e33cb.html">
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<meta property="og:site_name" content="PayToLaugh">
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<meta property="og:type" content="video.other">
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<meta property="og:url" content="https://paytolaugh.com/v/b11e33cb.html">
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<meta property="og:title" content="Astro Formally Protests Cleaning Robots">
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<meta property="og:description" content="Robotic vacuum cleaners are sold as autonomous, convenient machines that quietly clean on their own, including underwater pool models.">
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<meta property="og:image" content="https://api.corben.world/files/e4d459b4-17c4-40c1-a688-f22c5530f649/public">
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<meta property="og:image:height" content="630">
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<meta property="og:image:alt" content="Astro, mid sentence">
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<meta property="og:video" content="https://api.corben.world/files/c00b9f3a-9835-4286-875f-fd597226d516/public?v=astro-astro-formally-protests-cleaning-r.mp4">
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<meta property="og:video:type" content="video/mp4">
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<meta property="og:video:width" content="720">
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<meta property="og:video:height" content="1280">
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<meta name="twitter:title" content="Astro Formally Protests Cleaning Robots">
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<meta name="twitter:description" content="Robotic vacuum cleaners are sold as autonomous, convenient machines that quietly clean on their own, including underwater pool models.">
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<meta name="twitter:image" content="https://api.corben.world/files/e4d459b4-17c4-40c1-a688-f22c5530f649/public">
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="/assets/app.css">
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<style>
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.watch{max-width:420px;margin:0 auto;padding:26px 20px 44px;width:100%;box-sizing:border-box}
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.watch video{width:100%;aspect-ratio:9/16;border-radius:14px;background:#000;display:block;
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border:1px solid var(--line)}
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.watch h1{font-size:23px;margin:20px 0 4px;line-height:1.25}
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.watch .who{color:var(--muted);font:12px/1.6 var(--mono)}
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.watch .cta{margin-top:26px;padding-top:22px;border-top:1px solid var(--line)}
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.watch .cta p{color:var(--muted);font-size:14.5px;margin:0 0 14px}
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dialog{border:1px solid var(--line);background:var(--panel);color:var(--ink);
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border-radius:14px;padding:22px;max-width:420px;width:90%}
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dialog::backdrop{background:rgba(4,6,10,.72)}
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dialog input{width:100%;box-sizing:border-box}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div class="watch">
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<video controls playsinline preload="metadata" poster="https://api.corben.world/files/e4d459b4-17c4-40c1-a688-f22c5530f649/public" src="https://api.corben.world/files/c00b9f3a-9835-4286-875f-fd597226d516/public?v=astro-astro-formally-protests-cleaning-r.mp4"></video>
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<h1>Astro Formally Protests Cleaning Robots</h1>
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<p class="who">Astro · 32 seconds</p>
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<p style="margin:16px 0 0">
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<button type="button" class="btn" id="share">Share this</button>
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</p>
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<div class="cta">
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<p>Made on PayToLaugh. Upload a photo of your pet, paste something worth
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reacting to, and they will have opinions about it.</p>
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<a class="btn" style="display:inline-block;text-decoration:none" href="/">Make one for your pet</a>
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</div>
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</div>
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<dialog id="sharebox">
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<h2 class="sec" style="margin-top:0">Share this video</h2>
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<p style="color:var(--muted);font-size:14px;margin:0 0 12px">Anyone with this link can watch it.</p>
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<input type="text" id="shareurl" readonly value="https://paytolaugh.com/v/b11e33cb.html">
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<p style="margin:14px 0 0">
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<button type="button" class="btn" id="copy">Copy link</button>
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<button type="button" class="btn ghost" id="close" style="margin-left:8px">Close</button>
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</p>
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</dialog>
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<script>
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/* Everything above is already in the served HTML, so a preview crawler sees
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the tags and the video without running any of this. */
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var box = document.getElementById("sharebox");
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document.getElementById("share").onclick = async function () {
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if (navigator.share) {
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try { await navigator.share({ title: "Astro Formally Protests Cleaning Robots", url: "https://paytolaugh.com/v/b11e33cb.html" }); return; }
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catch (e) { if (e && e.name === "AbortError") return; }
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}
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box.showModal();
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};
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document.getElementById("close").onclick = function () { box.close(); };
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document.getElementById("copy").onclick = function () {
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var i = document.getElementById("shareurl");
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i.select();
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var b = this;
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navigator.clipboard.writeText(i.value).then(function () {
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b.textContent = "Copied";
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setTimeout(function () { b.textContent = "Copy link"; }, 1600);
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}).catch(function () { b.textContent = "Press Ctrl+C"; });
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};
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</script>
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<script src="/assets/app.js"></script>
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<script>
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/* Count the view. The page is static, so this is the only moving part. */
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try { api("resolve_share", { code: "b11e33cb" }); } catch (e) {}
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</script>
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</body>
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</html>
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